I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what more info was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out under a bush. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?